anditslove asked: Hahaha yeah right! I'm a prude. You've never seen the likes of it. (and yes, I did actually lol.)

“I’m a prude.” Is that the new term for when you’ve had three wine coolers and are sexting me at 3 AM for booty calls?

anditslove asked: Can't. Too busy with my penis.

How rude. Though I do understand - That thing is MASSIVE.

anditslove asked: Oh, you know.

Of course I know. You need to call me back next time, though.